Curse

Angelic Upstart · Jun 05, 2008, 09:28 PM // 21:28

I would introduce a single skill that negates all others, in terms of balance and team synergy, that everyone could use just by mashing buttons randomly... oh wait

Chrono Re delle Ere · Jun 05, 2008, 09:36 PM // 21:36

I would exchange the ecto price with the vials of ink one and vice versa

Lucius2 · Jun 05, 2008, 09:45 PM // 21:45

adding random game crashes (several a day)
shutdowing the servers for some hours (random based)
server rerolls after some time (some days or weeks) (random based)

the game would be empty soon

Tyla · Jun 05, 2008, 09:51 PM // 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taisayacho

Make players switch with monsters after X hours killing Y monster.

for example:

Oh noes!!!11 I'm an Aatxe!
Oh, look at the little assassin! How cute!
/permaSF
/die

I think anyone would be frustrated enough as any UW creature being killed every five seconds by any random people coming to UW.

Maybe said player actually moves out of the AoE like a good...monster?

Chrono Re delle Ere · Jun 05, 2008, 09:51 PM // 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucius2

adding random game crashes (several a day)
shutdowing the servers for some hours (random based)
server rerolls after some time (some days or weeks) (random based)

the game would be empty soon

You just mentioned my early experience with GW. Wow : ()

Teh [prefession]-zorz · Jun 05, 2008, 10:21 PM // 22:21

mending +5 pip.

Nazar Razak · Jun 05, 2008, 10:25 PM // 22:25

Allow PvE-only skills in PvP

"Ursan Rawr!"

BlackSephir · Jun 05, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37

I'd ask AN guys, it seems they know what're they doing.

FireFox · Jun 05, 2008, 10:50 PM // 22:50

what what..

in the butt

flclempire · Jun 05, 2008, 11:31 PM // 23:31

I'd remove the monk healing line and the ranger class altogether. Self reliance is much more fun than "MONK HEALZ FASTER PLZ, HELP!".

H2SO4 · Jun 05, 2008, 11:38 PM // 23:38

remove all ranks and titles, henchmen, heroes and solo builds so that it actually is an MMOG as opposed to an M*OG

Achmahim · Jun 05, 2008, 11:46 PM // 23:46

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Originally Posted by Stolen Souls

Make everyone look like stickmen again, and remove Ursan and Protective Spirit from the game.

noooo....not again.....
Was so glad I could see my toon again like I wanted it to be.....it was my first aprils fools event but did not like it at all.....saved a screen of it though ;-)

dilan155 · Jun 06, 2008, 12:36 AM // 00:36

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Originally Posted by Miss Presler

but removing titles doesnt hurt people enough, ah wait i know, revert the storage to 1 tab and no materials page. there might be a sudden interest in char slots for mules, which is more money for anet lol.

dont give them any ideas, ontopic i would make my char have infinte health/skill bar/energy while everyone else in pvp have 20 hp, 5 energy and 2 skill slots and if one of those are elite you cant have anyother skills.

Skyros · Jun 06, 2008, 12:52 AM // 00:52

I would make guildwarsguru.com

fenix · Jun 06, 2008, 12:58 AM // 00:58

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Originally Posted by Skyros

I would make guildwarsguru.com

Oho, that's pretty funny! Ohoho. Oh wait, you're from ZoS. Yeah, you ARE a tard.

People don't seem to understand, this thread isn't called "WALL OF TEXT ON HOW I WOULD MAKE GW BETTER", it's "If you could F-up Guild Wars however you wanted".

Stolen Souls · Jun 06, 2008, 01:00 AM // 01:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmahim

noooo....not again.....
Was so glad I could see my toon again like I wanted it to be.....it was my first aprils fools event but did not like it at all.....saved a screen of it though ;-)

Oh yes. This time it would be permanent though. ;D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyros

I would make guildwarsguru.com

Nice. But you should leave the trolling to the pros around here. ^^

TheGuildWarsPenguin · Jun 06, 2008, 01:12 AM // 01:12

I would apply all the suggestions to f-up GW in this thread.

Shiney · Jun 06, 2008, 01:19 AM // 01:19

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Originally Posted by Stolen Souls

Nice. But you should leave the trolling to the pros around here. ^^

On a slightly serious note, he has a point.

On a more serious note, his point soon becomes invalid because of the amount of trolls on these boards. I've noticed some good, honest, hardworking trolls who actually try, and very often succeed. Then there are the lazy half-arsed trolls who normally put porn links in the off topic section.

Then there are the accidental trolls. The people who deliberately misspell words in an effort to look cool, but who don't realize they they are in fact making fools of themselves. The people who still try to keep those sad 'have I won this thread?' and basically other dumb memes alive. They died a long time ago, let them rest...
Do you want guru in the hands of these accidental trolls?

Actually, trolling has a lot of scope for a good thread, I might as well make one and see what people think.

Issac · Jun 06, 2008, 01:21 AM // 01:21

I would but 99999 for all atributes. Dudes, just think about the damage lol.

Steps_Descending · Jun 06, 2008, 01:29 AM // 01:29

/TIME WARP

Quote:

Originally Posted by ensoriki

close all portals

And make a message when trying to enter one come in as
"Sorry *insert racial slur* your kinds not allowed"

For pvp buttons and mission buttons it would say

"Insert 25c to continue" and play the ol arcade game over sounds

and change all the music to numa numa

and then roll back the servers all the way back to factions.

But remove all prophecy skills.

Then give everyone pink armor, except for the women characters who have all been deleted because girls don't play games anyways so they were a waste of data.

then make the weekend event loose all items.
Whenever you kill a monster you lose an item from your inventory.

Oh and delete the monk and warrior profession

Do I win?

The bold part seriously mad me roll on the floor, ok it was only on my chair